Friday, June 15, 2012

a conversation of horns

Yesterday two drivers had a conversation, entirely with their car horns.  It went like this:
 
Car 1 swerves into the other lane to avoid stopped cars -- into car 2's path.
Car 2: BEEEEP BEEEEP!
Car 1: Be-beep.
 
Car 2 swerves into car 1's lane to avoid stopped tro-tros in the right lane. 
Car 1: BEEP, BEE-BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!
Car 2: BEEP BEEP BEEP!  BE-BEEP BEEP!
Car 1: Beep beep beep beep!
 
Translation:
Car 2: Watch it!  You're about to hit me!
Car 1: Sorry o.
 
Car 2 swerves.
Car 1: Watch it yourself!  Hypocrite!
Car 2: Hey, serves YOU right for almost hitting me.
Car 1: I'll show you, you uppity little so-and-so!
 
 
I promise, this is exactly how it went.

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